Bambooism is a Polytheistic Religion in The Order of the Pandas.
It was founded by TheFutureCraft, when he joined the Land. In his first night in the Order of te Pandas, he saw a Emerald Green Panda on the Street. It was holding a Bamboo cane in its mouth. It seemed like there was some kind of mechanism to open the Bamboo cane. TheFutureCraft stood up and took the cane. He opened it and saw letters written in an ancient, unknown language. Soon the panda started glowing and it started flowing into the sky. TheFutureCraft shouted it shall come back. But it was to late. The Panda shot into the sky and suddenly it became daytime. The Floor under TheFutureCraft's feet started drifting into many pats and TheFutureCraft fell into a deep hole. Soon he found himself hovering in a infinite emerald green room. There were Bamboo canes flying around him. He cought some of them, but all of them were written in an ancient, unknown language. Then he heared a sound. He saw an old man in a green robe in front of him. He spoke to TheFutureCraft: "Hello, my son." TheFutureCraft answered: "Who are you?"
The Dialogue:
- Old Man: "Your father."
- TheFutureCraft: "You are not my father."
- Old Man: "Yes, I am. come with me, child"
- TheFutureCraft: Where do you want to bring me?
- Old Man: Enlightenment.
- TheFutureCraft: I ask again: Who are you?
- Old Man: Your father.
- TheFutureCraft: But i don't know you.
- Old Man: Oh yes, you do.
- TheFutureCraft: I have never seen you before.
- Old Man: You did. I am the Sun in the Sky, the Water you drink, the happyness of life. I am the Day.
- TheFutureCraft: I don't understand.
- Old Man: Come with me, child. Let me explain.
- TheFutureCraft: I am following.
The Old Man brought TheFutureCraft to a river. There was a young Women in dark clothes sitting on the Other Side of the River. She looked to her right side, so that noone could see the other side of her face.
- TheFutureCraft: Hello.
- Women: Myrr in syr d'kain.
- TheFutureCraft: Excuse me?
- Women: Myrr in syr d'kain.
She turned her head and looked deep into TheFutureCraft's eyes. The other side of her face was completely black. She jumped onto the dark man and he fell into the infinite, deep void. The last thing he shouted, before he disappeared was: Myll nii ay ree!
The Bamboo Canes started flying around and connecting to one large text. TheFutureCraft shouted: Hello? But he was answered in Scilence. Soon after he fell into the void and passed out. A long time later, he found himself laying in a lake of Water together with the Scripture.